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Top 10 Questions in a Desi Cooking class

1. What did the lonely banana say?
   "I'm a-kela"
2. What did the green peas say?
   Nothing. They just mutter-ed
3. How did the potato answer the phone?
   "Aaloo!"
4. Where do cabbages hang out?
   In the Gobi desert
5. What is a vegetable's favorite love song?
   "Love me Tinda"
6. What did the flower say to his girl-friend?
   "Why do phools fall in love?"
7. What sort of sweater do grapes wear?
   "Angoora"
8. What did the confused egg say?
   "I don't unda-stand"
9. What do shrimp sing on Christmas?
   "Jhinga Bells!"
10. What did the lonely potato sing?
    "Aaloo Lonesome Tonight?"