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Poopie List

Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie

This happens when you are done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

"Pop-a-vein-in-you-forehead" Poopie

The kind where you strain so much that to get it out, you practically get a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie

The kind of poopie that is so huge that you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Surprise Poopie

You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops! - a poopie!

Corn Poopie

(self- explanatory)

Drinker Poopie

The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

"Gee-I-wish-I-could-poopie" Poopie

The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie

That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie

(The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Three-alarm Poopie

It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper-class Poopie

The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

Gassey Poopie

It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet bowl even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.