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Dear Ms. ***,
Baby, I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you were the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I've been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life, and you can be a real debugger for me now. Without you, my life is just an uncompiled program that never produces an executable and, hence, is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face, but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your delightful smile encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running smoothly and giving expected results /* which I've never experienced before */. With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we linked together, I'll provide you with all objects and libraries necessary for a human being to live an error-free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents. I have strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody is already logged into your database so my connect script will not fail. And I'm certain that if this happens to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.
Only yours,
XYZ
Software Professional